From the Journal of a Maintenance Technician: Common Decency

I'm all for being naked in your own place, but please close your door and blinds; not many want to see what you have.

From the Journal of a Maintenance Technician: General Irk

Please do not lock the door after I come into your apartment. It kind of scares me; it should scare you, too. Why would you lock someone, that you may not know very well, in your apartment. Why would you create that extra thing for me to do while I am trying to fix something?

From the Journal of a Maintenance Technician: Environment

Came across a letter today addressed to our office. I do not know any of the situation, just found the letter humorous.

This couple were woken up one night, in the wee hours of the morning to what sounded like a vehicle driving through, underneath their apartment. They soon discovered that their residence was on top of a two car garage. Had they known this before they moved in, they would not have rented the place. They are now seeking some sort of compensation for their troubles, move to another unit, or ?

Again I know nothing of the situation, but my two cents 1) We would never rent a place and not tell the prospective renter they would be above a two car garage. 2) Why would you not check out the building you might be renting and the surrounding areas?